The Nauseating World Of Names

Rhapsodie? Clementine?? Some woman on a message board wanted to name her children this, only it's Rhapsodie because she thinks "ie" is cuter then "y" Gah! Actually there were a lot of names posted which made me ill. CHESTORIA! Doesn't that make you want to lose tomorrows lunch as well as today's?

Reading some of those names I wonder if some of these "future parents" realize that these children have to live with these names for the rest of their lives. (Or at least until they are 18 and can legally chance their name themselves.)

Also there are people who think they are endlessly creative because they changed one or two letters in a name. They make me feel a little bit ill, especially when they go to the extreme. "Katelyn, Kaitlyn, Caitlyn, Caitlin, Kaitlin" or even worse "Daeleen Daelena Daelin Daelyn Daelynn Daelynne" Not only are there some mad people are there naming their child Daeleen, there are some one who want to be "DIFFERENT" and spell it even more grotesque then it already was.

So "looking into the nauseating world of names", I have to remind myself of Kay-la, only her demented parents spelled it Keyala. Hearing about her childhood, do you realize how much hell she was put though because of her name? People say we should be more like children because they are innocent and pure, I have to laugh. Children are ruthless little bastard, and poor Keyala found out that rather early in life. It starts out with a teacher on the first day of class. "Is KEYaLA Here? Ke-ya-la? Ke--#$%^@?" No one could say it right without giving it a few tries.

So of course little children will laugh at the teachers fluttering around with a name. Ah, nothing makes a child feel incredibly bad then being different (in an abnormal sort of way) Soon the laughing at the teacher, becomes laughing at her. Poor girl, bet she's in therapy now. But don't worry, her parents would pay for an expensive therapy bill, because THEY LOVE HER, and all you need is love..right? And **everything** will be ok. *Cackles* Foolish humanists, hugs and Kisses will not make Keyala feel better. Yes her parents loved her, but they were also significantly stupid as well..

Yes, the madness and horror with the different and somewhat warped versions of Kayla. Cayla Caylah Kaela Kaelah Kaelea Kaeleah Kahlea Kahleah Kaila Kailah Kailea Kaileah Kala Kalea Kaleah Kallea Kalleah Kayelah Kaylah Kayleah Kaylia Kaylla Keyala Keyla Keylah Khaila Khalea Khaleah Khalia Khalya.

If for reason I have children (I can't imagine why) a great mentally scaring name is "Kali, Hindu Goddess Of Death" I'd put *exactly* that, I'd frame her birth certificate and everything. Muwhahah, send her a copy of it after she she turns 18 and legally has a different name already. I have a feeling she wont be talking to me by that time anyhow.

Of course telling people that, I do believe I will find my future mate(s) will also have to wish to be childless. Still, what a great topic to get the mother-in-law already hating me passionately.