Do I resemble one of those schoolgirls flouncing about wearing fashionable "Goddess" T-shirts, cherry lipstick, and bouncing smiles? Trying so be "awesomely" cute, girly and annoying? I'm not. I'm hypocritical, obnoxious, and that I'm still in existence makes some people very angry.

No, fuck no, She God, NeoGoddess, an amusing name for an self-image of another type of annoyance. At the time I become too mentally ill for reality to be seen, I shall create a cult and perhaps take out half the world's population.

That's what a NeoGoddess is, a lunatics, lacking any more sense of what is "normal" I hope to die with enough imagination to pull off an Armageddon cult, or at least a mass suicide.

Plus all the good names I wanted were already taken.

 

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Twins

   Oh, If I could get paid to stare at the wall all day long, I’d be a very rich woman. Still, snapping back into reality, being a lazy no good bum isn’t getting me anywhere. So what’s do I do, I try and pretend that sometimes I’ll go into web design! *Cackles Wildly*

    Which is really funny because outside the computer I have no artistic ability whatsoever. My straight lines look like lumps, and if I try and draw a puppy, I make little children cry, traumatizing them for life Still, the point is I *enjoy* twiddling with web pages, and even if I end up as a bum in Santa Monica, I shall still drag my dirty good-for-nothing body to a computer when ever possible and pretend I know what I’m doing.

    Let’s see, now I must spew out real information about me. If you don't want to read my mindless droning, then you can just click here, and get my General information in a nice boring list.

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    In all my 23 years of existence I have lived in the same boring city, oh me oh my.. Although 7 years ago I moved in with my father, I still could not escape this horrid city. I live in a place called Canyon Country, I went to a high school called Canyon, and my Jr. College is called Collage of the Canyons. Oh whee, can you tell we are a society of boring individuals?

So like I said before, I have this joke of an idea that I'll actually go into web design when we all know I might be artistic, my art skill are seriously lacking. Still, having no knowledge whatsoever of something never stopped me before! Well, besides passing a class that is. Still, if someone actually gave me money to make a page as of right now, I'd laugh at them....

 

One Day I will write more boring things to fill your heads, my snail-skulled little rabbits.

Another tidbit of information that might interest you is that I’m a twin, *nods and smiles* Nothing can be more annoying then having someone look just like you, sound just like you, and pretty much make being unique impossible.

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  Also, before I take an ax to your pretty little head, here are a list of stupid questions idiotic people will ALWAYS ask twins, pushing my violent instincts closer and closer to the surface,

  • Do you have ESP?
    The Horror, The Stupidity! Why must they ask this question over and over, and when I say no, they look at me like I am lying.
  • If I hit your twin, will you feel it?
    (Ya! Right Across The Knuckles!) Not really, but if I hit you, will you feel it? I sure hope so, else my effort would have gone to waste.
  • Ever forget which one you are?
    I'm a twin, not a mentally insane retard who can't remember who they are.
  • Which one is the evil twin?
    We both are, now hold out your hands so I may chop them off
  • Can your parents tell you apart?
    Are you trying to say my parents are stupid enough not to know who their children are.
  • Do you ever switch places?
    No, why the fuck would we do something as stupid as that.Oh Yes, I always wanted to go into my sisters class and not know what the fuck it going on.
  • I always wanted a twin! What's it like?
    Arrgh! Kill Kill...

PS. Reading my page, then asking me these questions with a stupid smile on your face *does not* make you clever, sorry