Disclaimer: All those who recall this foolishness are entitled to mentally shut down before moving on. At any time you feel your eyes begin to bleed, it is advised to turn off your computer and pray for my demise. This is for my own entertainment, so please don’t feel I made this to push you all into a flaming inferno of hell

Subjects:

• Idiot Song
  
• Killer Kittens
  
• Movies
  
• Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
  
• The End Of Everything
  

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* Idiot Song*

Chatway’s Caner Of Love : I’ll try my best and make everything Chatway related.

“I love you like a cancer, baby,
may my love grow and multiple.
May it slowly kill all the rotten bastards,
and make their smiles bone dry.”
(Me, the wonderfully sacred words of your NeoGoddess)

I worship you like a parasite,
it’s something that you hide
I’m a jolly little roundworm,
wont you let me come inside?
(Moocher, I really do love that tagline of hers)

My love is like whips and chains,
biting through your skin.
Forever scaring your virgin flesh
once I start this lovely sin.
(Cerebral one, dedicated to her part in that flop we called Killer Porn)

Let out love be an abortion,
you can get it finished in a drive thru.
Flushing out all the unwanted parts
that came from me and you.
(Minoan: On an abortion topic she ones commented that not only should we able to get them, but they should be available in a drive thru format, I found it funny)

I love you like a suicide,
chanting on and on.
Playing this russian roulette
until our minds are gone.
(Bleh, GridgeMaster, trying to sound blood thirty. Why eyes I’m running out on ideas)

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Killer Kittens

Some of you might have seen this insanity already, but I’d just like to make an “official” babble about it. I have five cute little kittens of death. None really have names (we’re giving them away), but they now all have fighting names. Besides Zombie, this cat cannot be call anything but Zombie. If you live in Southern California and wouldn’t mind driving near Magic Mt. we’ll be giving them away in about a week or two.
http://www.neogoddess.f2s.com/imakit/1page.htm

When I posted this somewhere in Chatway, it was before I really was finished. But someone made a comment, and I just couldn’t resist posting something. Well my sweets, the nightmare is done, so I want you to get your popcorn and enjoy. In fact It’s on it’s way to having the second match done as well.

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*Movies* Just a list of movies I’ve seen in the past two-three months that I demand you see. I am not asking you to see them, I am ordering you! Most were seen in a theater, so I can guarantee some wont be as great for you as they were for me. If you rent Run Lola Run, it’s not as fun on just a plain boring television.

• The Big Lebowski
  
• The Hudsucker Proxy
  
• Fargo
  (All are Coen Brothers, bless them)

• The Silence of the Lambs
  (I saw man hunter as well, but I wasn’t all that impressed, in my opinion, they could of done better. Some people are crazy about this movie, I don’t see why.)

• Requiem for a Dream
  
• Pi
  (Same Director, if you don’t see these, you will be lacking in life. Most of you already saw my ranting for Requiem)

• Run Lola Run
  
• The Maltese Falcon
  
• The Big Sleep
  (I saw all of these for the first time last week, I had no idea how good The Maltese Falcon was going to be, see it if you haven’t yet.)
  

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*Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious*

Jumping in spoonfuls of insanity is what my Mindless Babble’s used to be like; I just realized it hasn’t been all that fun. For you anyhow, I myself take pleasure in wasting a small amount of time of my day on something totally and utterly worthless. Perhaps I’ll just mumble random words and you all can pretend you enjoy them.

Now Presenting: *The News of Mindlessness*

Naturistical werewolves started robbing the convenience stores ‘7-11’ today. Why, you ask, as they doing such a horrendous deeds to just 7-11’s you ask? Well silly, because they are convenient! Why else would they be called the number one convenient store in California (Perhaps even America) Will these werewolves ever feel the chilling wrath of the law? Probably not, seeing as how their existence is only a myth. The police can’t arrest a myth, now can they?

We asked a local turkey what he though on the matter of these renegade werewolves. His reply was “Gobble Gobble” Of course we soon found out this wasn’t a Native American turkey, but really a cross dressing weasel with some issues. When we asked him why he was wearing feathers, he kicked the camera man in the groin and ran away screaming “Wubba-Wubba”.

That’s it for *The News Of Mindlessness* Remember our motto: We’re all here, because we’re not all there. Thank you.

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Ok, here you shall see the last Squiggly line of doom. I hath done my best to entertain myself, and I have yet to see an ill omen in one of them that prophesizes my death. If you didn’t like this brick of stupidity, my only advise is to blow a large hole in your head and hope everything comes out for the best.

So, for the good of the world, I shall shut up now, and try not in inject too much caffeine into my eye next time. So long my children of disaster.

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AOUS, All_of_u_suck and I kick ass!!
Need I say more?

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AOUS, All_of_u_suck and I kick ass!!
Need I say more?

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And I want to get rid of it immediately.

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** there are three types of people...Those who can count and those who can't**

"God gave us paradise....Us humans destroyed it"

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AOUS, All_of_u_suck and I kick ass!!
Need I say more?

quote:

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Originally posted by AOUS:
Meh.

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Snu?

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* Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

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Originally posted by Moocher:
Boop boop be doop.

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Moochie.....I suppose it's useless me asking you to get rid of that damned cymbal-monkey?

Creeps me out no end (which I suppose will make you keep the link around?).

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* Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

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Originally posted by The Diamond:
The goat rearing a baby on the same site is much, much worse. Trust me.

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The monkey creeps me out because of an old childhood fear AND because I read a stupid Stephen King short story about an evil cymbal-monkey toy.

Okay I'm going quietly.

*wanders off muttering incoherently

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* Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

As for the goat, that's nothing compared to the stuff submitted in the real time section...

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Damned cymbal-monkey.

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* Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

The Kranky Lava Lamp was also quite...disturbing.

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AOUS, All_of_u_suck and I kick ass!!
Need I say more?

I may have found something just as disturbing as the cymbal-monkey!

See this:
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/thumbnails/crapmonkey.jpg

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* Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

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Curse you Moochie

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* Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

The Cult of Abnormal Monkeys is now in session. Our first order of business, we need a virgin sacrifice, ketchup_bottle shall do nicely.

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Another monkey-phile.

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* Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

One thing: My monkey lord requests that kb be dressed in a banana suit for the sacrifice.

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