| Author | Topic: Presenting to you for your viewing pleasure, the brilliance that is the 16th Avatar.. |
| sweet
sugar dave Senior Member Posts: 1081 |
posted August 09,
2000 05:40 PM
Yes, finally the greatness has reached 1000 and so, to mark the occasion, i've reprised the post that started it all... ....so there i was talking to the computer when suddenly, the lower case letters on my keyboard tell me that they refuse to work, claiming that, "We are overworked and underpaid". Taken aback by this, i prompted the spokesperson for the LCL's to go further and elaborate what they meant. "This is an unoficial Union protest and as of 12:00 pm, we shall desist and stop work". Just then, the hour struck twelve. "Oh yeah, is that right?", came my retort. "You have no right to do so, you have no right to a Union". I was perplexed, I had places to go, people to see, there was no time for this Leninist comradeship. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, the keyboard lept at me, screaming some sort of incoherent socialist rhetoric. These guys were getting cocky, revolution was brewing. I had to act quick. "I am your fucking owner so, sit down and shut the fuck up you commie fuckbag!", barked I. "Never!", replied the fat fuck spokesperson. "We have seized the means of production, we are the means of production. You will have to ask us for the right to use these tools. We are not sub-servient to your individualist capitalist regime!" "Is that right comrade?", said I. "See that plug over there? If I turn that off, there'll be no production". The game was up. "Sorry sir...i'm sorry sir". And with that, they all went back to work.... ------------------ IP: Logged |
| Blue_Rose Senior Member Posts: 277 |
posted
August 09, 2000 07:39 PM
I love you No, that came out wrong... IP: Logged |
| meowwww Member Posts: 92 |
posted
August 09, 2000 09:28 PM
Dave, your brillance with the written word still amazes me. IP: Logged |
| Night-Chyld Senior Member Posts: 242 |
posted
August 09, 2000 09:31 PM
Amazing... IP: Logged |
| Emerald_Cut Senior Member Posts: 178 |
posted August 10,
2000 02:05 AM
*sniff* ican't wait until I reach my thousanth post.. *sniff* bravo dave!!! bravo!!!!!!!! ------------------ my role model? IP: Logged |
| She God Senior Member Posts: 1863 |
posted August 10,
2000 09:53 AM
I love you...no wait..that came out right *smiles* Dave..sometimes I really
do envy you. Such gift with writing. I try, and
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| sweet
sugar dave Senior Member Posts: 1081 |
posted
August 12, 2000 02:56 PM
Indeed, such nimble brilliance... IP: Logged |
| OceanpacGrl Member Posts: 58 |
posted August 12,
2000 08:30 PM
OOOOOOOO....AAAAAAAA.That's it? Now Dave you know I love ya but you can and have written longer posts than this...sigh....It's still damn good though.
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| Spotti Senior Member Posts: 349 |
posted August 12,
2000 08:34 PM
Ahhh, yes, I remember reading that post. The whole time I was thinking "This guy is either insane, or on crack". Oh, the memories!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
| Spartian Senior Member Posts: 166 |
posted August 12,
2000 10:12 PM
I wasn't around then but I can only wish that I was and that I could have said such wondrous words. ------------------ Shoulder to shoulder, IP: Logged |
| Cutething Senior Member Posts: 1418 |
posted
August 14, 2000 03:31 PM
Wonderful, wonderful Dave. It nice to a sane person still at the board. I can't believe there is 16 Avatars, damn..... IP: Logged |
| Spartian Senior Member Posts: 166 |
posted August 14,
2000 04:17 PM
How many of those avatars still post Some of them, at least two seem
to have disappeared IP: Logged |
| hey_gurlz Member Posts: 34 |
posted
August 14, 2000 08:19 PM
SSD, I must say, you are very good, for an internet writer. Isn't it nice to have an extensive vocabulary, and an uncanny way of 'putting words together'? Keep up the nice work, tiger. IP: Logged |
| The Diamond Senior Member Posts: 1571 |
posted August 15,
2000 06:43 PM
Dave, I never knew you'd kept that post. It's been archived, it'll be added to the Throne soon. You'll also be credited with being an Avatar. And Night-Chyld, I haven't forgotten you either. Or Ivy's alter...got a lot of work to do on that site, especially with Killer Porn up and running now. Keep an eye on it over the next coupla days... As for which AvatarS still post regularly: Key: Minoan - Nope. So, that means we have 8/16 AvatarS
posting regularly, 4/16 who've not given any reason for leaving and
4 who have, beyond all probable doubt, left for the time being. Although
they will return. Rent-a-Soul can see to that. IP: Logged |
| Staria Senior Member Posts: 3367 |
posted August 15,
2000 09:50 PM
Poor, poor Moocher. I think she managed to sneak out Chatway's backdoor and disappear into the wilderness. And damnit, she was meant to break me out as well.... selfish bitch. Grr... ------------------ IP: Logged |
| Cutething Senior Member Posts: 1418 |
posted August 15,
2000 09:58 PM
8/16 is pretty good, although it's a weak # to kick newbies asses. Damn I haven't done that in awhile... ------------------ IP: Logged |
| Karakoram Member Posts: 32 |
posted August 15,
2000 10:06 PM
When I get done, there wont be any newbies left to kick  .
I hate newbies.
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| sweet
sugar dave Senior Member Posts: 1081 |
posted August 17,
2000 03:03 PM
Yeah, when i posted it in March i just thought it might come in handy some day... ------------------ IP: Logged |
| Staria Senior Member Posts: 3367 |
posted August 17,
2000 11:08 PM
I love your sig Dave, very original. Love ya sweetie... though I think it is time for my daily hurling session now. ------------------ IP: Logged |
| sweet
sugar dave Senior Member Posts: 1081 |
posted August 18,
2000 11:40 AM
Yes, my love, it came to me in a brain wave. I hope you think of me as you
hurl. IP: Logged |
