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1) Are You Always On The Computer? |
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Why yes, in fact I defy time and space and partake
34 hours a day instead of that old silly 24. I have
genetically enhanced eyes so that I only have to blink
twice every hour. Soon I will even concur my psychical
body and leave it behind to once again become the holy
floating ball of light I once was. Mwuhahaha
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2)
Will You Marry Me?
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Perhaps
perhaps. First I must see a diamond ring, a million
dollars, a sense of humor and most importantly, an above
avenge IQ. Oh well, you had them all but the last two,
what a shame *yawns*
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3)
Are you the incarnation of evil?
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No,
regrettably I can't truthfully own that title, but I
hope to come in second place on impersonation. For now
I shall just be titled "Yes Your Majesty
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4)
Will I Ever Be Worthy Of Your Love?
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You
certainly will not.
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5)
Is The Government Stealing My Thoughts? Or Am I Just
A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
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Oh
no no, you are perfectly sane, the government is in
fact stealing your oh-so-precious thoughts. Not only
that, but unless we wear my sacred tin foil of anti-theft,
(for 99.95) they soon will be controlling your mind
as well.
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6)
What Is The Meaning Of Life?
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For this answer you must go on the quest
for the Red Flavorless Caner Causing Jell-O. Consume
this magical item, and all answer of life shall be enlighten
your tiny mindless little brain.
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